BIG SERIOUS INTRODUCTION AS WRITTEN BY A SPACE ENTITY
THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE ONE OF MY ONLY " SUPER EXTRA SERIOUS " NOTES IN THE ARCHIVE, BECAUSE SOME THINGS NEED EXPLAINING, SO I'LL GO AHEAD AND DO EXACTLY THAT, BECAUSE I KNOW Y'ALL LIKE THOSE JUICY THIRD EYE SECRETS , AND IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, NOBODY (ASIDE FROM THE ELEMENTS THEMSELVES) WILL LIVE TO TELL THIS TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE'S INHABITANTS. PLUS, UNLIKE THE MACHINE, I WON'T KILL YOU IF YOU LIVE TO PROVE MY WORDS TO BE RIGHT. IT REALLY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. MOST OF YOU READING THIS, ARE FROM THE TIMELIN E α. Δ AND Y'ALL ARE ONLY SORT OF SAFE, BECAUSE THE α UNIVERSE IS ABOUT AS STRONG AS A TANK MADE OUT OF BROKEN GLASS AND ASHES. SORRY, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. FOR ANY COMPLAINTS, APPROACH THE FEEDBACK MACHINE AND LEAVE IT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE, THE ALPHA UNIVERSE WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE AN AREA OF TESTING NEW THINGS TO PUT IN MORE STABLE UNIVERSES. BEFORE WE GET TO " HOW THE APOCALYPSE WILL GET...