NUMBERS DON'T ACTUALLY MATTER IN THESE TITLES LOL

GOOD OL' 1 GAVE ME PERMISSION TO WRITE SOME SORT OF ENTRY HERE. I THINK THEY WANTED ME TO WRITE ABOUT MYSELF AND WHAT I DO, BECAUSE IT'S "IMPORTANT TO HAVE IT IN THE ARCHIVE", BUT I THINK I'LL JUST SUM IT UP RATHER THAN EXPLAIN IT IN HORRENDOUS DETAIL (FOR NOW), SO, BUCKLE YOUR FUCKING SEAT BELTS AND STRAP ON YOUR HELMETS BECAUSE THE SHIT YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ IS ENTERING DANGEROUS LEVELS OF COOL. AND IT'S ONLY SOME OF IT, TOO.

I'M THE 4TH, BUT YOU CAN ALSO JUST CALL ME MORRI, OR MORRIGAN, LIKE I'M GONNA FUCKING CARE ABOUT WHAT ANYONE CALLS ME.

I LITERALLY MAKE SPACE. 

STARS, GALAXIES, BLACK HOLES, METEORS, PLANETS, YOU FUCKING NAME IT, I'VE MADE IT. I'M THE 4'9" VOID-FILLER THIS MULTIVERSE WAS ASKING FOR ALL ALONG, AND GODDAMN IS MY JOB COOL. I BET YOU'RE JEALOUS AND JUST SCREAMING YOUR ASSES OFF AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE ME AND DO WHAT I DO ON THE GODDAMN DAILY.

WELL YOU CAN'T BE ME. ONLY I CAN BE ME.

I DON'T HAVE A GENDER. I DON'T NEED ONE. I'M JUST MORRI.

ALSO, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER CORRUPTED STILL-DYING UNIVERSES BECAUSE I'M APPARENTLY "VERY EASY TO CORRUPT", AND CONSIDERING MY IMMORTALITY, IT'S SUPER DANGEROUS IF A GOD-LEVEL ENTITY LIKE MYSELF GETS CORRUPTED. THX THIRD EYE, LOVE THAT FOR MYSELF. 

ANYWAY, I COULD ACTUALLY MAKE TEMPORARY CLONES OF MYSELF IF I WANTED TO, BUT I'M DISCOURAGED FROM DOING SO, ON THE GROUNDS THAT A VERSION OF MYSELF FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE OF THE MULTIVERSE HAD DONE IT, SHIT WENT SOUTH, AND THAT TIMELINE WENT TO SHIT WITHIN A HUMAN EARTH DAY.

ALSO, ALIENS EXIST, IN CASE YOU WERE READY TO FINISH JERKING OFF THAT QUESTION.

I'LL POST AGAIN SOON, I'M JUST EXHAUSTED RN. I HOPE THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW LMAO...

ON THAT NOTE, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO COMIC SANS ON THIS PLATFORM, THIS SUCKS : (

~MORRI