A TALL, FACELESS HISTORY. OH, ALSO, I'M JUST REALLY UPSET ABOUT THINGS.
A NEW UNIVERSE IS IN THE MAKING.
THIS WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO FINISH, AND I'M NOT REALLY OVER THE FACT THAT I HAD TO START MAKING NEW PLANETS, GALAXIES, AND BILLIONS OF LIFE FORMS, ALL FROM SCRATCH. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT'S BEEN FUCKING ME UP QUITE A BIT. REALLY JUST ADDING MORE TO MY DEPRESSION. TOO BAD THAT SPACE DEITIES DON'T GET TO HAVE THERAPISTS YET.
SO LIKE, IMAGINE YOU'RE A PARENT, GRANDPARENT, GREAT-GRANDPARENT (AND SO ON) TO A BIG, HAPPY, DIVERSE FAMILY.
YOU PUT ALL YOUR LOVE AND EFFORT INTO MAKING EVERY FAMILY MEMBER GROW UP HEALTHY, HAPPY, AND SAFE, YOU GAVE THEM EVERYTHING YOU HAD, TO MAKE SURE THEY COULD THRIVE FOR GENERATIONS... LITERALLY, YOU SACRIFICED A PART OF YOURSELF, SO THEY COULD EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE.
BUT THEN, A LARGE PORTION OF YOUR FAMILY GETS A DEADLY, VIOLENT, MIND-ALTERING, BODY-CORRUPTING DISEASE THAT CAN'T BE TREATED OR CURED. IT'S SPREADING INSANELY QUICKLY, AND YOU GET ONE OF THOSE HUMAN CONSENT FORMS, FROM YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, TO HAVE THEM BE EUTHANIZED, BECAUSE THEIR SUFFERING IS UNBEARABLE. BUT THEN, IT TURNS OUT THAT ALL THE HUMAN MEDICAL STAFF IS LITERALLY NOT IN THE HOSPITAL, AND NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN, SO YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO DO EACH AND EVERY INJECTION, ALONGSIDE YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO'S SUPPLYING YOU WITH THE SYRINGES AND MORAL SUPPORT (AND COOKIES, BECAUSE THAT'S ONE OF FEW THINGS THAT MAKES YOU STOP CRYING SO MUCH).
AND YOU STILL JUST WANT TO CRY...
ALL THE LOVELY CREATURES, THE GORGEOUS PLANETS AND THEIR SATELLITES, THE AMAZING STORMS AND VIVID RAINBOWS, FROM THOSE TIMELINES... ARE ALL GONE. FOREVER. THEY CAN'T BE DUPLICATED, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW MULTIVERSE GENETICS WORK (AND TRUST ME, I TRIED THAT ONCE, IT'S AN INCIDENT OF ITS OWN FROM A FEW MILLION YEARS AGO, AND IDK IF I WANNA GET INTO IT RIGHT NOW, IT'S KINDA EMBARRASSING LOL).
SO... EACH UNIVERSE AND EACH TIMELINE OF EACH UNIVERSE, HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE ENVIRONMENT. I LIKE VARIETY, WHICH IS ALSO WHY ONE OF THE VERSIONS OF EARTH IS ENTIRELY PURPLE, HAS 14 MOONS, AND IS THE SIZE OF JUPITER.
ANYWAY, THE Γ UNIVERSE, FOR EXAMPLE, HAS A HIGHER CONCENTRATION OF ALL SORTS OF RADIATION AND ALL SORTS OF CRAZY WEATHER TO GO ALONG WITH IT, LIKE GAMMA-RICH LIGHTNING STORMS AND URAINIUM. KINDA DEADLY, BUT MAN IS IT EXCITING TO WATCH THOSE STORMS.
THE Σ TIMELINE HAS A SPECIAL KIND OF RADIATION THAT ISN'T REALLY PRESENT ELSEWHERE... NOT LIKE THIS, AT LEAST.
THIS SHIT BRINGS ME TO A PARTICULAR BASTARD THAT I HAVE SOME HISTORY WITH. HE HAS MANY NAMES IN MANY UNIVERSES, CULTURES, ETC.
I JUST CALL HIM "TALL, FACELESS FUCK".
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW HE CAME TO BE. I THINK HIS EXISTENCE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HOW THE Σ TIMELINE'S RADIATION WORKS, AND HOW IT AFFECTS DIFFERENT ENTITIES, BUT EVEN THEN, I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE.
ANYWAY, BACK TO THAT TALL FACELESS PIECE OF TRASH IN A SUIT...
MAN... WAS HE A PAIN IN THE ASS WHEN I WORKED ON THE Σ TIMELINE. HE'D POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE, TRY TO PUT ME UNDER HIS CONTROL, AS THOUGH THE CONCEPT OF FEAR WAS NEVER INVENTED...
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE AN ENTIRE DIMENSION, SPECIFICALLY TO PISS ME OFF.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, THE ENTIRE Γ UNIVERSE IS FULL OF TIMELINES THAT HE MESSED WITH - TELEPORTING HUMAN BEINGS TO DIFFERENT PLACES, MESSING WITH THE FLOW OF TIME... YOU KNOW, THE NOT-USUAL SHIT THAT ONLY THOSE WITHIN THE SYSTEM OF THE THIRD EYE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO. Γ DOESN'T NEED A CORRUPTED 3RD, WHEN THERE'S A DUMBASS IN A SUIT POPPING UP LEFT AND RIGHT FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THOUGH - YOU CAN'T USE A GUN TO KILL HIM. THAT'S FUCKING STUPID BY THE WAY, WHO WOULD TRY USING A GUN TO KILL AN ENTITY MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL HUMAN BEINGS PUT TOGETHER??? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK??? IS YOUR GUN MADE OUT OF VOID STONES THAT YOU THINK IT COULD DO SOMETHING? LIKE, "AH, YES, HERE'S THE ENTITY THAT CAN CREATE DIMENSIONS, ALTER HISTORY, TIME-TRAVEL, AND HAS MORE INCOMPREHENSIBLE FORMS THAN "DUMB FACELESS BUFFOON IN A SUIT"... SURELY, HIS DEATH LIES INSIDE A REGULAR, AVERAGE HUMAN BULLET!".
NOT ONCE DID I HAVE A PEACEFUL EXPERIENCE BEING IN Γ'S TIMELINES, BECAUSE OF THAT ASSHOLE. LIKE, THIS IS MY HOUSE, BUT YOU LIVE HERE, YOU DON'T PAY RENT, YOU'VE COMMITTED HUMAN TAX FRAUD COUNTLESS TIMES, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO KICK ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE, AS THOUGH YOU'RE MY OWN HUMAN LANDLORD THAT HASN'T GOTTEN RENT FROM ME IN 2 EARTH MONTHS?
THE BIGGEST ISSUE IS THAT I CAN'T JUST GET RID OF HIM OR HIS STUPID DIMENSION, BECAUSE THAT WOULD FUCK WITH THE STABILITY OF THE WHOLE Γ UNIVERSE.
EVER TRIED MOVING A GIANT FOLDER THAT'S ABOUT 10TB IN SIZE, WHEN YOUR COMPUTER CAN BARELY OPEN BIG THIEF VEHICLE GAME? IMAGINE WHAT TRYING TO MOVE 10TB WOULD DO TO YOU. YOU'D FUCKING DIE. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'D EXPERIENCE INSTANT DEATH. I'M SURE THAT THIS ANALOGY IS HIGHLY ACCURATE AND DEFINITELY NOT SOMETHING I PULLED OUT OF THIN FUCKING AIR.
THIS "WAR" BETWEEN ME (5'0") AND MR. "AT AGE 6 I WAS BORN WITHOUT A FACE AND NEVER RECOVERED" (8'5"), IS SOMETHING THAT HAS GONE ON SINCE HUMANS FIRST EXISTED AND STARTED UNDERSTANDING THAT CAVES CAN BE USED AS CANVASES FOR PAINTING, SINCE CANVASES WEREN'T INVENTED YET. SOME OF THEM TOOK NOTE OF THAT ASSHOLE'S EXISTENCE, AND SOME OF THEM SUFFERED GREATLY. AND THAT'S LITERALLY A CRIME, AND HE HASN'T SERVED ANY TIME FOR IT, AND I THINK THAT'S UNFAIR.
SO I THINK I'M GONNA ASK 1ST TO MAYBE SEE IF THERE ARE WAYS TO LIMIT HIS STUPID POWERS TO JUST HIMSELF AND HIS STUPID DIMENSION. I LITERALLY CANNOT GO ANYWHERE UNTIL I FINISH MAKING NEW TIMELINES, BECAUSE THAT'S LIKE TRYING TO BUILD A WOODEN BLOCK TOWER BY MAKING SOME OF THE PIECES STAY STILL IN THE AIR, HOPING THAT THEY WEREN'T TOLD THAT GRAVITY WAS INVENTED A WHILE BACK.
IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY. BYE FOR NOW.
~MORRI