SYSTEM UPDATE LOG [v 11.41.4.8]

System update status | Performing self-check before performing System update [REQUESTED BY the.Fourth_ALL on AUG_1█_2███]. THE CURRENT SYSTEM VERSION IS 10.33.3.

System Message - High Priority | PLEASE WAIT FOR THE SYSTEM TO COMPLETE A FULL SELF-CHECK; THIS INCLUDES CHECKING ALL KNOWN UNIVERSES AND TIMELINES, ACCESSIBLE DIMENSIONS AND POCKET DIMENSIONS FOR CORRUPTION, REALITY RENDERING ERRORS, TIME/SPACE DESYNC, AND OTHER INCORRECT UNIVERSAL BEHAVIORS OF REALITY-BUILDING ELEMENTS. THIS MAY TAKE A FEW COSMIC SECONDS...

Comments | FINE. JUST PLEASE BE QUICK? ALSO, PLEASE SIMPLIFY THE LOG TRANSCRIPT FOR THIS SESSION, OR YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT SUPER COOL SHINY SSD (v 9.9) I PROMISED, I REALLY HAVE NO TIME TO SORT THROUGH A WALL OF RAW CODE TOMORROW, ASSUMING "TOMORROW" EVEN HAPPENS. I HAVEN'T EXACTLY USED THIS VERSION OF THE SYSTEM YET, AND OTHER THAN THAT, I HAVE A FEW CONCERNS I'D LIKE TO ADDRESS ONCE THIS IS DONE... ~4

System Message - Normal | Request accepted. To make sure the self-check is completed successfully, please do not turn off the Core System or remove its power source.

Time remaining | Approximately 444 Cosmic seconds...

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System Message - Low Priority | Self-check complete. [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]. For more information, please consult the manual or the.Fourth_ALL.

Comments | I AM THE FOURTH, FIRST OF ALL? AND INSIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS? WHO FUCKING CHANGED THIS?! WHAT MANUAL?! THERE IS NO MANUAL! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LAST DATABASE UPDATE ANYWAY? ~4

System Response | the.Third_α.█

Comments | [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]. PLEASE RESTORE THE SYSTEM TO BEFORE ANY CHANGES WERE MADE BY the.Third_α.█. ~4

System Response | [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]. System restoration point does not exist, has been destroyed, or is otherwise unavailable. Changes cannot be undone manually unless user privileges are revoked entirely or user no longer exists.

Comments | ...WHY?... IS THIS WHY RUST WALKERS APPEARED IN [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]? ~4

System Response | Data unavailable. Please try another inquiry or contact the.Fourth_ALL for assistance.

Comments | BUT I AM... OH, FUCKING FORGET IT. I'LL DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF. PLEASE PAUSE THE CURRENT UPDATE IN THE QUEUE. SOME CHANGES ARE NEEDED. I'LL RETURN SHORTLY. ~4

System Response | Queued update has been paused.

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Update Information - High Priority | Initial update file in queue has been modified by the.Fourth_ALL. Details:

System access permissions changed from "~~ALLOW SYSTEM USERS TO ACCESS, ADD, MODIFY, COPY ANY UNIVERSAL DATA AS NEEDED, IF USER [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]~~" to "ALLOW SYSTEM USERS TO ACCESS, ADD, MODIFY, COPY ANY UNIVERSAL DATA REQUESTED (EXCEPT CRITICAL SYSTEM FUNCTIONALITY DATA, WHICH MAY ONLY BE ACCESSED BY the.Fourth_ALL) IF USER SHOWS NO SIGNS OF CORRUPTION AND [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]".
Added rule "PERMANENTLY BLOCK USER the.Third_*.* FROM ACCESSING THE SYSTEM, INFORMATION ARCHIVES, DATA FILES, OR STORAGE POINTS, FROM ANY POINT IN TIME OR SPACE, REGARDLESS OF CIRCUMSTANCE, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. RULE MAY ONLY BE OVERWRITTEN BY [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED], AND ONLY WHEN PROVIDED WITH [PASSWORD]".
Added rule "ALLOW MORE SPECIFIC CENSORING OF SENSITIVE DATA WHEN COPYING DATA OR CREATING TRANSCRIPTS, DUE TO [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]".
Changed "~~ASSIGN "CORRUPTION" MESSAGES TO "LOW PRIORITY" CATEGORY~~" to "ASSIGN "CORRUPTION" MESSAGES TO "HIGHEST PRIORITY" CATEGORY"; changed settings to only allow the.Fourth_ALL to control who can modify/add {RULES} - settings for other users set as "NOT ALLOWED TO ADD/MODIFY {RULES} WITHOUT PERMISSION OF the.Fourth_ALL".
Requested report of user the.Third_*.*'s history of activity from [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED] to [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]. Requested data concerns [SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED].
Modified settings, new features, and other notable changes: User ID & data format changes; change data formatting options for individual users (when creating transcripts, new data files, or copying data from [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]); date/time format corrections & add new time/date format conversion methods; universe/timeline ID & data format changes; add/remove [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED]; update corruption-related information database (updated data categories include "PREVENTION", "QUICK DETECTION METHODS", "REDUCTION", "REMOVAL") (added programs include "UNIVERSE & TIMELINE FORMATTING PROGRAM", "UPGRADE PROGRAM TO the.Sixth_α.█_-_6.2") (added files include [SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED], "THE_GODDAMN_CONSEQUENCES.TXT").
Created files: URGENT_UPDATE_FILE.DIE; file to be sent to [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED].
[SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED].
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System Message - High Priority | Update has been queued.

System Message - High Priority | The System will now begin the Update process.

Time remaining | Approximately 3900 Cosmic hours...

Comments | OH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? OVER 39'000 EARTH HOURS. DO YOU NEED MORE RAM DOWNLOADED? 64RB WASN'T ENOUGH? I SWEAR IF CORRUPTION STARTS SPREADING ANY FURTHER, I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR CREATORS SHIT TEETH FOR A COSMIC DECADE, AND THAT'S IF THEY'LL BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO NOT DIE BEFORE I GET TO THEM. ~4

System Message - Normal | Update Optimization not available. Remaining update time may be extended as a result.

Comments | YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, NO. THIS WILL LITERALLY TAKE FOREVER. FUCK OFF. NO. JUST DO THE THING, THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING TIME FOR THIS. ~4

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System Message - High Priority | System Update almost complete as of APR_8█_2███. To finish updating, please restart the System Device and wait for 8 long beeps. If this does not happen, please contact [SENSITIVE DATA REMOVED] for assistance.

Comments | ...YOU KNOW THAT THING I SAID A FEW EARTH YEARS AGO... ABOUT MAKING YOUR CREATORS SHIT TEETH FOR A FEW COSMIC DECADES IF THIS TAKES TOO LONG? IT TOOK TOO LONG. DON'T MAKE IT TAKE ANY LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO, OR YOUR CREATORS WON'T BE THE ONLY ONES TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. ~4

System Message - Normal | Restarting system. Please stand by.

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[WELCOME]

[THE UPDATE MANAGER IS WORKING ON FINISHING THE SYSTEM UPDATE. PLEASE STAND BY. THIS MAY TAKE SEVERAL COSMIC MINUTES...]

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[SYSTEM UPDATE COMPLETE! YOUR SYSTEM'S VERSION IS NOW AT 11.41.4.8. CORE MECHANICS HAVE BEEN UPDATED.]

THIRD-EYE.OS: GREETINGS #04.ALL_M. HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU TODAY?

#04.ALL_M: PLEASE UPDATE MY NAME TO "#04_MORRIGAN.R".

THIRD-EYE.OS: TASK COMPLETE.

#04_MORRIGAN.R: THANK YOU. SCHEDULE HOURLY CORRUPTION CHECKS, BEGINNING IMMEDIATELY...

THIRD-EYE.OS: SCHEDULING AND PERFORMING CORRUPTION CHECKS... PLEASE WAIT, THIS MAY TAKE A COSMIC MOMENT...

THIRD-EYE.OS: FIRST CHECK COMPLETE. RESULTS: [ALL DATA REDACTED].

#04_MORRIGAN.R: I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T GET TO THIS POINT. THIS ISN'T JUST FUCKED, THIS IS BEYOND FUCKED.

[REMAINING DATA HAS BEEN REDACTED]

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SYSTEM UPDATE LOG [v 11.41.4.8]